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1) I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
2) When I’m good, I’m very good and when I’m bad, I’m sensational!
3) Math : Mental Abuse To Humans
4) I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
5) Hey there Whatsapp is using me.
6) I don’t get older, I level up.
7) I’M Great In Bed. I Can Sleep For Days.
8) I’m not fat, I’m just easy to see.
9) Save water – Drink beer!
10) Life is Short – Chat Fast! ( Funny Whatsapp Status )
11) Never Give Up On Your Dreams. Keep Sleeping.
12) Hey, you are reading my status again?
13) I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
14) Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.
15) Women May Not Hit Harder. But They Hit Lower.
16) It’s never too late to go wrong.
17) My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death…
18) Save paper, Don’t do home work.
19) With Great Power Comes Great Electricity Bill.
20) I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. ( Funny Status for Whatsapp )
21) Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.
22) I have been to many places but my goal is to go everywhere.
23) I Can’T Taste My Lips. Could You Do It For Me ?
24) CGPA available for adoption… can’t raise it myself.
25) God is really creative, I mean just look at me
26) Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing pen drive safely.
27) Don’t Make Me Laugh. I’M Trying To Be Mad At You.
28) Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
29) Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.
30) Whattsapp status is loading. ( Funny Quotes )
31) Be Warned : I’M Bored. This Could Get Dangerous.
32) I may be wrong…. but i Doubt it!!!
33) I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.
34) I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition.
35) Interrupt My Sleep & I’Ll Interrupt Your Breathing.
36) Life is like ice cream, enjoy it before it melts.
37) Life is too short smile while you still have teeth…
38) Keep moving! Nothing new to read…
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39) As Usual, There Is A Great Woman Behind Every Idiot.
40) One more password got married…!
41) My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
42) Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
43) Life Is Full Of Questions. Idiots Are Full Of Answers.
44) Status under construction.
45) I’m jealous of my parents… I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs! ( Funny Whatsapp Status )
46) Take Life, one cup at a time!
47) When Life Gives You Lemons, Squirt Someone In The Eye.
48) I haven’t slept for 10 days, because that would be too long.
49) Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship
50) On the other hand…you have different fingers.
51) I’ Not Hungry. But I Am Bored. Therefore, I Shall Eat.
52) I saw a shampoo with the title: “Rich-looking” So I washed my purse .
53) C.L.A.S.S – Come late and start sleeping
54) I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
55) If You Tickle Me, I’M Not Responsible For Your Injuries.
56) Silence is Golden. Duct tape is Silver
57) Relationship Status: Looking for a FREE WiFi connection.
58) Friction is a drag.
59) Please God If You Can’T Make Me Slim. Make My Friends Fat.
60) Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman. ( Funny Whatsapp Status )
61) Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
62) A man is as young as the woman he feels.
63) Q Quite Man Is A Thinking Man. A Quite Woman Is Usually Mad.
64) If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.
65) We are WTF generation …. WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook
66) I Love My Six Pack So Much. I Protect It With A Layer Of Fat.
67) This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.
68) I Don’T Have A Bucket List But My Fucket List Is A Mile Long.
69) Me and my wife lived happily for 25 years and then we met…
70) It’S Better To Be Absolutely Ridiculous Than Absolutely Boring
71) Good Morning, let the stress begin… ( Funny Whatsapp Status )
72) Oh! I Am Sorry. I Forgot. I Only Exist When You Need Something.
72) Don’t settle for good. Demand Great!
73) If I Had A Dollar For Every Smart Thing You’Ve Said I’D Be Poor.
74) Hakuna Matata – The great motto to live life!
75) I’M Going To Stand Outside. So If Anyone Asks, I Am Outstanding.
76) Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.
77) Remember If We Get Caught, You Are Deaf And I Don’T Speak English.
78) Eat – Sleep – Regret – Repeat.
79) Dear I Know We Had Problems When I Was Younger….But I Love You Now.
80) Move on… ( Funny Quotes )
81) Marriage Lets You Annoy One Special Person For The Rest Of Your Life.
82) People are like music some say the truth and rest, just noise.
83) Sometimes You Just Want To Throw Fertilizer At People So They Grow Up.
84) Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if tomorrow is last one.
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85) Time Is Precious. Waste It Wisely.
86) Always remember you are UNIQUE – Just like everybody else.
87) Lazy Rule : Can’T Reach It. Don’T Need It.
88) You don’t have to like me… I am not a facebook status.
89) Be Strong I Whispered To My Wifi Signal.
90) The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.
91) Nobody Texts Faster Than A Pissed Off Female. ( Funny Status for Whatsapp )
92) Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing pen drive safely.
93) Dear Karma, I Have A List Of People You Missed.
94) Whatsapp status is loading…
95) If Stress Burned Calories, I’D Be A Supermodel.
96) I Am Not Special, I Am Just Limited Edition!
97) Life Is Short. Smile While You Still Have Teeth.
98) Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.
99) I Am Brilliant Brunette With Lots Of Blond Moments.
100) Waiting for Wi-Fi Network…
101) I Will Marry A Girl Who Looks Pretty In Aadhaar Card.
102) Sleep till you’re hungry… Eat till you’re sleepy.
103) There’S Always A Person That You Hate For No Reason.
104) One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry. ( Funny Whatsapp Status )
105) My Boss Told Me To Have A Good Day….So I Went Home.
106) We live in a society were pizza gets to your house before police
107) Kiss Me If I’M Wrong But Dinosaurs Still Exist Right ?
108) Jealousy = I actually care about you.
109) Marriage Is A Workshop Where Husband Works & Wife Shops.
110) Once a cheater always a repeater…
111) Zombies Are Looking For Brain. Don’T Sorry. You Are Safe.
112) I wanna be nice but some people are so annoying.
113) My Mom Said ” Follow Your Dreams “, So I Went Back To Bed.
114) I’m soo poor… I can’t even pay attention
115) The Four Words A Girl Most Wants To Hear. I Bought You Food.
116) I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them…
117) If Women Could Read Minds, Every Second Man Will Get Slapped.
118) It’s cute when your crush’s crush is uuh. ( Whatsapp Status Funny )
119) An Apple A Day Keeps Anyone Away, If You Throw It Hard Enough.
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120) if your dog barks and enemies laugh take it serious.
121) You Don’T Have To Be Crazy To Hang Out With Me. I’Ll Train You.
122) I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card.
123) I Won’T Be Impressed With Technology Until I Can Download Food.
124) After marriage, the other man’s wife looks more beautiful.
125) I Will Slap You So Hard That Even Google Won’T Able To Find You.
126) I will kill you with my awesomeness…
127) If People Are Talking About You Behind Your Back, Then Just Fart.
128) I shouldn’t have to earn you time or attention, you should want to give it!
129) I Am Currently Experiencing Life At The Rate Of 15 Wtf’S Every Hours.
130) Totally available! Please disturb me…
131) All My Life I Thought Air Was Free….Untill I Bought A Bag Of Chips.
132) Nothing is lost until mom can’t find it.
133) I’Ll Be Back In 5 Minutes But If I’M Not Just Read This Message Again.
134) Single doesn’t always mean available… ( Funny Whatsapp Status )
135) When I Text You A Massive Paragraph And You Reply 40 Minutes Late With ” K “….Are You Asking To Be Punched ?
136) When You’Are Stressed, You Eat Ice Cream, Cake, Chocolate & Sweets. Why ? Because Stressed Spelled Backwards Is Desserts.
137) When I Call My Parents & They Don’T Answer It’S No Big Deal But When They Call Me & I Don’T Answer Its Like To World War Iii.
138) My Idea Of A Good Morning Is One When I Open My Eyes, Take A Deep Breath, Then Go Back To Sleep.
139) I Hate When I Plan Conversation In My Head & Other Person Doesn’T Follow The Damn Script.
140) Dear Math, Please Grow Up & Solve Your Own Problems. I’M Tried Of Solving Them For You.
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